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Collection of maybe the funnies Kid jokes in internet.

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is. but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said. ‘Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.’ The little girl screamed to her brother. ‘Don’t eat it. Its an asshole!

Dad made fresh gnocchi funny

My wife. teenage daughter and I are sitting in a restaurant discussing Italian cuisine.
Wife: There’s nothing better than fresh gnocchi.
Me: There’s nothing better than getting fresh and gnocching someone up.